April 11, 2025: The Uber Moment

The wind took it.

Years ago, after I helped officiate a funeral, someone handed me a crisp $100 bill as a thank-you. It’s rare to be paid in cash, but I nodded with appreciation and tucked it into my pocket.

After spending the next little while chatting with people, I finally made my way to the car. Grabbing my keys, I then reached for the money.

Gone. Empty pocket.

The afternoon was windy. And my best guess? When I pulled out my keys, that hundo must have flown out, catching a ride on a powerful gust. Despite searching everywhere, the money had vanished without a trace. To this day, I still think about the lucky person who saw a Benjamin blowing toward their feet.

That memory came back when I read today about Uber’s annual Lost & Found Index. The company listed the most commonly left-behind items in 2024 — and the most bizarre.

Among them: a mannequin head, a chainsaw, breast milk, and ten live lobsters. Someone once forgot 175 hamburger sliders. And then there were the big-ticket losses: a gold Rolex and $1,800 Air Jordans.

Suddenly, I don’t feel so bad about that hundred bucks.

I hope whoever found my lost cash at least tipped their Uber driver.