January 24, 2025: The Stand-Up Desk

They say sitting too much can kill you. Really bad for health. But I work in an office, so what should I do?

Hello, stand-up desk. Yep, just started using one. Maybe now I won’t end up in an early grave.

The results are still out, but standing is supposed to reduce back and neck strain while improving circulation. Bonus points: I’ve heard it can make me more productive AND help burn calories. Wow. Imagine if I add a walking pad? Maybe use my free hand to curl dumbbells? I could also strap on a fat jiggling belt.

The set-up might look stupid, but this is the start of a new me. Here I come summer. That’s right, people will see me lounging under a beach umbrella and think, Now there’s a guy who must use a stand-up desk.